SHARK ATTACK PARTY HAT
... "Not like going down the pond chasing Blue Gills or Tommy Cats. This shark... swallow you whole!" - Quint, Jaws.
It's Shark Week! Wear this and live up to your "fun aunt" status. Bait those little minnows with sugar and chase them around the yard. Leave your sister with the aftermath. The Shark Attack Party Hat pairs well with lifeless eyes at a boys' club poker match, especially if you're wearing your good luck Tiddies under the table.
Hats are final sale.