SET OF 6 POMELO OLIVE MARBLED PARTY CRACKERS

…scooping up field mice and bopping them on the head

Artisan paper and dip-dyed silk ribbon crackers filled with hysterical, ice-breaking parlor games, traditional paper crowns, nostalgic candy, a mix of ostentatious costume jewelry, and other surprise entertainments. Set a beautiful table or serve them on a silver platter during dessert. Each cracker contains a prompt such as "Coco Chanel famously cautioned against over-accessorizing, but you are hard of hearing. Beg and borrow to don as much as you can" or "Caption this occasion as though it were a 1965 society photograph." Your uncle is the cat's meow in leopard gloves. Your sister-in-law proposes a new rule Emily Post while wearing gummy buck teeth. A total screaming blast.

Packaged for gifting. Sense of humor not included.

Lose your marbles and pair with matching Party Hats, Table Lamp Shades, Lamp Shades, and Cachepots.

This item is a pre-order that ships mid-October.