SET OF 6 MARBLED PARTY CRACKERS

...scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

Artisan paper and dip-dyed silk-ribbon crackers filled with hysterical, ice-breaking parlor games, traditional paper crowns, nostalgic candy, a mix of ostentatious costume jewelry, and other surprise entertainments. Set a beautiful table or serve them on a silver platter during dessert. Each cracker contains a prompt such as "Flirt with someone at the table in the manner of Julia Child." or, "Narrate your morning routine as David Attenborough." Someone sings for their supper, and someone knights someone at the table with their spoon, wearing a “Party Animal” sash. Lose your marbles. A total screaming blast.

Packaged for gifting. Sense of humor not included.

This item is a pre-order that ships March 9.