OSTENTATIOUS STICKER JEWELRY

...don't try to fool me, bejewel me

You can’t always get what you want, but these rolling stones do the trick. Use this peel-off, press-on ostentation for dazzling your guests with wearable entertainment during your next dinner party or for party favors at the perfunctory fundraiser luncheon. Tack them on and challenge your guests to a 90’s catwalk duel or strut down Park Avenue with a leashed Giant Stuffed Cheetah and you win. Drop hints to your husband or have him draw you "wearing this, and only this." Makes excellent travel jewelry. No need to be a target.

Each set of stickers includes two 12”x 18” sheets with two necklaces, two bracelets, two rings, two brooches, and two pairs of earrings, all appropriate for channeling your inner Eartha Kitt, who cautioned, "you'd better work on something better than a zircon." 

Pair with Pearl Cigarette Holders for a screaming blast with girlfriends… or cold ice when the emeralds get stuck to your husband’s chest hair. Equally fun.