OSTENTACIOUS STICKER JEWELRY

...you can't always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want, but these rolling stones do the trick. Use these two sheets of peel-off, press-on ostentation for dazzling your guests with wearable entertainment during your next dinner party. It’s always better to be on the knowing side of a knock-off. Why not take it to the street for a 90’s catwalk-off? Press on these not so hidden gems and strut down Park Avenue with a leashed Giant Stuffed Cheetah and you win. Drop hints to your husband or have him draw you "wearing this, and only this." Each set of stickers includes two 12”x 18” sheets with two necklaces, two bracelets, two rings, two brooches, and two pairs of earrings, all appropriate for channeling your inner Elizabeth Taylor as you board the super yacht. 

Pair with Pearl Cigarette Holders for a screaming blast with girlfriends… or cold ice when the emeralds get stuck to your husband’s chest hair. Equally fun.