ELIZABETHAN COLLAR

…I wanna be a baller

…in an Elizabethan collar. There’s nothing subtle about it - just my style. Give the pearls a rest and wear this instead. The sovereign sipper of the bunch wears this with an Icy Martini Queen Crown. If there ever were a caviar bib… Wear this to cast scary shadows when your teenager comes home past curfew or as a satellite dish to transept hot goss. One size fits most.

Part of the “A Royal Affair” collection.