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This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a “Fashionable Hens” coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds that taste wonderful atop a communion wafer.
This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a “Fashionable Hens” coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds that taste wonderful atop a communion wafer.
This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a “Fashionable Hens” coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds that taste wonderful atop a communion wafer.

CHURCH SURVIVAL KIT

Sale price$66
…just sit still

We all have childhood trauma from Easter Sunday at church - the pain of new shoes, brushed hair, and orders to sit still as if the tape on our back wasn’t edict enough. This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a “Fashionable Hens” coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds that taste wonderful atop a communion wafer. With a little bit of love and bribery, they’ll say their prayers, “I pray to the lord my soda keeps.”

Packaged for gifting and tied with a dip-dyed silk ribbon and calligraphed tag on heavy stock. 

Pair with other joyous offerings "For Your Easter Basket.”

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