CRUSTACEAN BOTTLE WRAP
$80
... your royal dungeness
You have a modeling contract with Whispering Angel, but your swishy frenemy is coming for dinner. You're up to your neck in... crabs. Wrap a bottle of Pol Roger and pinch her with faux modesty.
No crabs in pockets here! At a certain age, champagnes cover their necks anyway...
Linen with French stitch appliqué made in Madeira, Portugal.
Pre-order item ships May 18