Your Breast Self & Mardi Gras Debut

…Put the ‘preservation’ in Preservation Hall

After consultation and approval for surgery, you will take a chartered flight to NYC. You will receive a breast enhancement by the renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Lara Devgan, known for her tasteful and natural looking breasts. A soft-spoken angel-nurse in pastel pink will escort you to and from surgery. You will wear Olsen twin sunglasses and a fanciful tulle robe, provided. The guardian will hide your phone (to prevent anesthesia-encouraged selfies) and recite poetry as you snicker through the twilight.

The next week, you are ready for your jazzy New Orleans debut. Dressed in kid gloves, crown, and sceptre you begin the parade route atop ta custom Mardi Gras parade float designed by the Houses & Parties Krewe for your ultimate unveiling. A marching band will lead the procession of feathers, offering dazzling glimpses of you in a custom bralette made of semi-precious stones. Photographers will be planted for a choreographed press leak on the anniversary of your divorce. Rebecca Gardner will design and execute a monumental occasion including a seated dinner at and raucous dance party. Houses & Parties troupes will stand in line outside Galatoire’s with carts of flowers and candelabra to grab tables for the 8 o’clock seated dinner. Sazerac, soufflé potatoes, and Crab Yvonne crowd coupes of Blanc de Blancs. A jazz band drags everyone from the table for a Second Line down Bourbon Street. Your friends will “get down on it” until they tumble home into a Lucky Dog. 


This offering includes a domestic flight to NYC, accommodations, a breast augmentation by Dr. Lara Devgan (once approved), a post-op nurse, a domestic private flight to New Orleans, accommodations, welcome bags for 36 guests, a custom Mardi Gras parade float, a custom bralette made with semi-precious stones, a marching band processional, 2 photographers, a public relations team for one month, cocktails, dinner, a Second Line brass band, dancing for 36, facility rentals, lighting design, and extravagant details.

Excludes travel and accommodations for guests. 

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