SET OF 6 NEON MARBLED PARTY CRACKERS
... scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
Artisan paper and dip-dyed silk-ribbon crackers filled with parlor games, paper crowns, ostentatious costume jewelry, cherry lollipops, neon lip gloss, and neon hair extensions. Each contains a prompt such as “Choose someone for a 90's catwalk duel” or “You're starting an MLM scheme selling organic botox. Choose your VP to give the pitch.” Use the included inflatable microphone and mini maracas when asked, "You're an exotic dancer. What's your signature song?” It’s hard to perform “Brass In Pocket” without pants, just as it’s not a party without marbled party crackers.