GUMMY TURKEY LEG
...to the beat of your own drum(stick)
Hold this half-pound, Coca-Cola-flavored drumstick like a microphone and sing "I'm Henry the eighth I yam, Henry the eighth I yam, I yam!”, and put the "feat" in confit! Wing it with encouragement of Wild Turkey, if that helps. A spectacle worthy of the Texas State Fair. 8"l x 3”w.
Pair with other joyous lagniappe.